25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021

leaf fruit

An orange leaf

Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair

by Stem hair May 2, 2018

asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 11, 2017

bubble fruit

A little circular juicy nugget that squeezes itself out of the rectum when the anus is being pleasured by another's tongue and/or mouth.

A bubble fruit promptly plopped into his mouth as he sucked on that woman's booty hole.

by Buurt Macklin August 7, 2022

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018