Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

cunt of a bitch

The female equivalent of "son of a bitch".

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

by mimmiemimmie July 3, 2009

dumb cunt

You

Me: You're a dumb cunt

by GreggsNE December 18, 2018

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

Cunt Ruckus

When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.

"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."

"omg totally, yeah."

"wow, those are cool."

"i had hair like that when i was a kid."

"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"

"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"

"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!

by jena bo bena November 23, 2009

cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

by christine b November 13, 2007