Buddy

1. No buddy’s buddy.
2. Narcissistic sociopath

3. Hero in his own mind
4. Really good at being the worst friend ever
5. Lies so often he believes himself.. ao

6. Talks mad shit bout ppl much wiser than him(hell no he won’t say it to their face, then he’d have to back up his big ass mouth that smells of Peter tracks(not his own) and also terrible decisions.
7. Not smart enough to know how epically fukn stupid he’s been for some time now, yes that’s right xd, that’s right, I said it again dx. Talk any of the shit u put in ur dumbass fake profiles to my face bih. As for telling me to myb…physically make me dx..

Bas was almost capable of of being a contributing member of society “buddy” had been a complete Pos for too much of his dx’n life.. dxfxxdxd. Fubih,

by Fubihtalkshittomyface October 21, 2022

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in insolence

I'm not doing shit today, hbu?

Same. Sloth buddy for life.

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

Buddy

I buddy is a friend that runs to town, gets two blowjobs and comes back and gives you one.

Bill is a good buddy, he never disappoints

by c2thatmuthafukinj December 2, 2017

Buddy

The weirdest dog ever and is so amazing the craziest thing ever

Oh my gosh buddy is sooo funny

by BBjune865 April 12, 2019

Buddy

A guy who has a rare name and who usually has a brown mullet, blue eyes, and plays and loves hockey. Buddys are also typically short for their age, get friendzoned first try, and that love their family. Wait, did I just define myself?

Jackson: Hi Buddy, how did the hockey game go?
Me, named Buddy: Good, we won.

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Buddy ol’ Pal

Licking from front to back in one swift motion.

When ones partner wins the trick and you say, “Good Job buddy ol’ pal.”

by Lair’s Table January 21, 2021

buddy teller

a buddy you borrow money from to pay off someone

Dom- hey Paco you got my money

Paco- Just give me a minute Dom while i call my buddy teller and ask him for the money.

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016