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Middle school

A stage of 2-3 years of learning how social life works and how to get your shit together. Here you typically3

get into fights
get heartbroken
get asked to hit a vape
hear rumors about yourself
Loose a shit ton of friends for no fucking reason
Get played
Play people
Gain trust issues
You think your the shit
You think everyone hates you
You think everyone loves you
But everyone is too worried about themselves that they don’t pay attention to your shit, nobody cares.

This is also the year before you become a useless and scared little bitch in HS. If your popular now and you think your the shit, your probably gonna stop growing at 5’5 all the kids you fucked with and made they’re lives miserable will hit puberty and be better than you and then it’s they’re turn to fuck you up. Not all popular middle schoolers though, some are mature. Also if you think boys are bad in middle school wait till high school. The peer pressure is fucking awful and your gonna do stupid shit and your parents are gonna pretend they didn’t do stupid shit. But you know they’ve had their fare share of fights, office appointments, and suspensions too. And if you feel like everyone hates you, then you feel exactly how everyone else feels. And don’t say your “so different” people will bully the fuck out of you because you know better than that, and your not the shit, this isn’t mean girls so don’t go fucking up your social life with your stupid comments you make about yourself.
Kids mom: what are you doing
Kid: I’m ordering school supplies

Kids mom: are you exited for another year of middle school?
Kid: no.
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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school

hell.

its gonna ruin your life.
"what 'you doin tmr?"

"going to school "
"ooh, you mean hell?, i see"
by gottaloveglue December 16, 2021
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School

school = hell
by vedf December 17, 2021
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School Page

A school page that someone in your school runs. It may be about quotes from teachers or other students, or, they’re a bitch, may be pictures of students caught sleeping or using the restroom.
Oh no bro, someone took a pic of my sick Jordies under the bathroom stall and posted it to the Bathroom Shoes School Page. I need to get new ones”
by Mister WordMaker December 17, 2021
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School

A place where you can fall asleep (even if your not tired)
Oops I ate Sugar let’s go to school now so I can sleep
by Helloworld h20 December 17, 2021
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Haile Middle School

Carlos E. Haile Middle School, is a hell hole disguised as a school. It’s disgusting, musty, and the kids are all pendejos. The teachers suck and 3 of them have been arrested. If you have the chance to go to Haile, don’t take it. Take my advice, the school is shit you’re better off going to Braden River, Mona Jain, Nolan, or somewhere else. Get away from that contraption of a school. And it’s not cool or funny that the school is horrible, it’s filled with spoiled suburban wanna be ghetto gringos. Fuck that school and everyone who goes to it
FUCK HAILE MIDDLE SCHOOL 🏫
by lovelyyylol December 17, 2021
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Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children
“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”
by zeethegod December 18, 2021
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