you minion

Niko is minion

Niko you minion bruhh

by Yungsam July 29, 2021

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

fuck you

fuck you

fuck you

by Bi Antlers on stock May 21, 2022

You

You Dumb

You are Dumb

by FullyTuned April 1, 2022

You

That perfect, amazing, talented, smart, and beautiful person.

"What person?" "The person reading this<3" "You"

by Just your underaverage human June 2, 2022

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.

Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

by Young&Wild December 19, 2011

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021