shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO February 14, 2016

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 09, 2022

Shit Showdown

Another name for the not so popular online PVPVE game. Hunt Showdown.

Hey guys lets go play some Shit Showdown, id love to die to somebody sitting in a bush for 30 mins.

by Storxstar August 26, 2022

shit shit

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021

Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka

by Billy Mass September 08, 2008

2000s style shit

Basically the same thing as a 90s shit; but done with nostalgia for the 2000s as opposed the 90s. No phone use allowed. When taking a 2000s shit, one is generally aiming to go fast and not take their phone out.

I’m trying to take a 2000s style shit. I’ve been losing too much time to my phone in bathrooms lately.

by UrbDic_Sucks December 14, 2024

its a damn shit

it is indeed a damn shit… everything becomes fuckery

created by Kera, Hannah and Amy

“yoh dawg i got 11/78 for my maths test”

“its a damn shit bro”

by a damn shit June 22, 2022