Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 27, 2021

To lose one's shit

"To lose one's shit" has a very similar meaning as "to lose one's mind" Except your mind is brown, ugly, smelly, often watery, and is being dropped in, and clogging toilets at an alarming rate, as we speak.

To lose one's shit, can be used in this
case.
Guy: Was Kanye on grass when he wrote "Lift Yourself"?!
Guy 2: Fo' sheezy nigga, he lost his shit.

by Vulcan Shoryuken December 21, 2018

Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

Shit Guy

When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?

Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️

by Coach 🍆 January 22, 2021

Pushing Shit Down A Chain

Metaphorical shit being pushed from your supervisor to you

My boss was pushing shit down a chain last week and now I have a new project.

by Sterling555 February 4, 2022

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022