youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
…
Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god

When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god

"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet

by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024

Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024

Empty out your pockets

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

by skymine123 December 3, 2024

Throwing a rock in your treads

Throwing a rock in someone’s treads is another way of saying that you are inconveniencing them or irritating them for fun.

*Alex and John are playing Counter Strike and Alex is spectating John*

Alex: HE’S IN THE SMOKE MAN HE’S IN THE SMOKE!!!”
(He’s trying to make John panic and perform poor for the sake of humor)
John: Shut the flip up man, I hate playing with you.
Alex: I’m just throwing a rock in your treads man.

by PorkTower December 4, 2024