Who Shit In Your Toilet?

Equivalent of:
- Who Rained On Your Parade?
- Who Pissed In Your Cornflakes?
- What's Got Your Panties In a Twist?

Person 1: I'm really excited to go to the beach!
Person 2: I don't give a shit
Person 3: Dang, Who Shit In Your Toilet?

by Trizzy13 April 18, 2025

lesbian shit monster

when a girl shits all over another girl and she looks like a monster

ahh did you hear lora turned beth into a lesbian shit monster at the disco

by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024

Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives

Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard

by Dont click January 1, 2018

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

Shit

1. Feces, poop

2. Me

3. Not you, you are the most beautiful creature in this world.

Example A. «Wow, that's a very cute shit!»

Example B. «Hey bro! I shitted my pants!»

Example C. «To prove you're not a robot, select all the photos with a shit.»

by oooh dove mi potti April 30, 2021

plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions

“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2020