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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion
Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!
by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018
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you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.
"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"
by DDLZC April 16, 2017
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can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
by Izza avalos December 23, 2017
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An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.
Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!
by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024
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but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence
person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*
by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018
mugGet the but can you do thismug.

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