Shit ton

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Shit-Chicken

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

by Lopez219 March 27, 2015

Shitting it down

When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING

A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.

by Squishen April 1, 2023

oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025

Shit in hell

When something goes mildly wrong, it feels good to tell it to 'shit in hell'

Fell off a ledge playing Destiny 2... "Oh, shit in hell!"

by Dusk_Cactus February 18, 2023

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024