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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
mugGet the Shit doesn’t fall far from the assmug.

Helsinki Shit Show

An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.
I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!
by Medina Sod July 18, 2018
mugGet the Helsinki Shit Showmug.
You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
mugGet the I ain’t taking that shit No Momug.

Dumb shit

1: Some real hot garbage. Totally worthless pieces of shit
2: Some brain dead asshole who can't do shit. Its a miracle they don't forget how to breath, though, it would be nice.
1:"Hey don't worry about the stuff I put on the internet, its just some dumb shit.
2: "Joel is such a dumb shit, its amazing he functions as a person at all"
by Gabeolo November 16, 2019
mugGet the Dumb shitmug.

Deep shit rolls

Aarav's poop
by Hchchchc March 20, 2025
mugGet the Deep shit rollsmug.

shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?
mugGet the shit from an assmug.

Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.
Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
mugGet the Yeah, no shitmug.

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