Dick makeup

When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick

omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on

by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021

dick

penis

i have a big dick

by bifler lol May 21, 2022

Dick

A common nickname for Richard.

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021

dick sass

A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)

I don’t appreciate your dick sass Jake

by Incline69 September 7, 2021

dehydrated dick

the dick of a guy who drinks nothing but soda.
most likely also has toxic waste cum.

"the guy I sucked off last night had dehydrated dick asf."

by er1ko February 6, 2021

Fuck my dick

Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die

Fuck my dick mommy

Ok

Later that night

Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 19, 2022

Pedal dick

A name for some who's a player

Your a fuckin pedal dick

by AnarchistBastard March 24, 2019