Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.

My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.

by germmmmm May 19, 2022

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

doing your mom

people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested

"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.

Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.

by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018

Your aunt bi

Example:
P1: yr mum giey

P2: yr dad lesbian

P1: yr granny tranny
P2: *cries of sadness* your brother an other

God: your aunt bi

*the universe restarts itself*
Posted by BIGPENISTITTIES

Your aunt bi is something that you use carefully

by [BIGPENISTITTIESSUCKYFUCKY]777 July 17, 2019

Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."

PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”

by C L G May 1, 2025

National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024