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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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have you seen carter

carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them
hey have you seen carter?
no but i’m pretty sure josh saw carter
by milfs101 November 16, 2021
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Thank you Dr. Jones

Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023
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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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love you infinitelyist

more than infinitely
i love you infinitely “

i love you infinitelyist”
by jadyn hills March 31, 2023
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You know I'm sayin'

Uttered 59 times in 3 minutes during the interview of a member of the Compton Majestics Car Club while he is telling the story about when he got to prison and sold drugs and why he's totally not a member of a gang. Rockstar Games Sunday Driver documentary, from 25:27 to 28:32 (if you are watching from the original DVD).
25:36
And I got out like, beginning of '84, you know I'm sayin' and you know, when I got out in '84, you know gibberish there wasn't a pentientiary already. You know when I got out and I'm like, you know, my homeboy gibberish nigga you know came picked me up with my mom you know I'm sayin' and he went around the corner he had a little spot you know you know you know uh you can call it his dope house or whatever you know so we goin' houses right and he like "you know, what's up homie you want some freaks?" you know so you know I'm lookin' at him like "nigga whatcha talkin' about?" you know I'm sayin'...

26:46
Bullshit I'm like "what the fuck is that man?" you know I'm sayin', you like, you know I'm sayin' that's, you know, that's some rocks you know I'm sayin'
by Leone Family December 20, 2024
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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