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Dex shit

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018
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Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
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Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit
Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!
by EricJC November 10, 2021
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shit wack

could be used when something isn’t it like bruh shit wack
p1: hey how has your day been
p2: bruh shit wack 🙅 ♀️
by gvgiss May 5, 2022
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Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.
I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.
by anonymous December 8, 2023
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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
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shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
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