Slaggy ass bitch

slaggy ass bitch is a really annoying girl who goes out with people just to get stuff for free

Jonathon is a slaggy ass bitch i know you think it is a boy name but it is not she is a girl

by anomyousybfbmvskvn March 6, 2017

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bitches

something people who fw mashed potatoes dont get

“hey man my fav food is mashed potatoes!” “yeah bruh you get no bitches”

by isthatbktharula May 14, 2022

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Bitch Mike

A little boy name Michael B. Who sucks at MK

He is Bitch Mike because he sucks

by BigDog230 January 22, 2022

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Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

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