DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.

Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.

by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016

Hot Shit

When an item in your possession may have legal ramifications if you are caught with it.

“Bro I got pack from overseas, but it’s Hot shit so don’t get caught with it.”

by Rinne6paths July 22, 2021

Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.

What shit is that?

by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025

Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!

The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!

by Toe tag with a dirty ass May 26, 2021

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025