shits-on

when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.

dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonympseudonym November 5, 2008

Shits-And-Giggles

Something done for fun, or joking around

“We should prank the class for shits-and-giggles.”

by Per-Son May 20, 2022

Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021

Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019

leopard shit

the feeling of being a half a retard

girl- guys lets go to the leopard shit
tommy- what are you a half a retard

by tommy tim lusifer January 2, 2012

Shit

Bullshit

Man this is bullshit

by Ddood September 30, 2020

Shit-Toking

Watching tiktok on the toilet (see shitoking)

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking

by Leozard September 4, 2022