Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

Shit

digestive poop

This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it

by Old Hero April 1, 2019

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit

Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!

by EricJC November 10, 2021

Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.

I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

Shit Dungeon

where and the boys go to release our built up shit, also an excellent spot to get pink eye

Person 1: yo i gotta shit real bad
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss

by gamner sex June 13, 2019

Making shit up

Yes. That's how I know you're letting someone impersonate me. You're doing amd saying things I said under a different name, but not in the context in which I said it, and it's clear that someone is instructing you to do this. You need to bring that person to me immediately. You need to stop letting them lie behind my back.

Hym "Yeah, for real. They are just making shit up. They are making up a counter-veiling narrative that they can 'choose to believe.' And going 'Hym is saying this. Imposter says the opposite.' And then they choose what belief to have regardless of what is actually the case. It's somebody lying about being the rape-defender and then idiot women carrying water for them because the fucked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025