Come Fuck Me Lines

the 'v' shaped lines leading towards the boys penis

Kate: Have you seen Zack Merrick's Come Fuck Me Lines?
Rach: Yes, the are screaming 'come fuck me'

by KelsTheMitch April 12, 2008

suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her

Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!

by asses April 4, 2005

shit motherfucker fuck shit

a phrase said to add emphasis to a situation. It is most often used when frustrated or annoyed.

"shit motherfucker fuck shit!!!"
"damn girl that is a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation!!!"

by Kaleyg February 21, 2006

Dick me in the fuck hole

An exclamation used in moments of extreme or repeated failure. Use of this phrase cannot be planned, but must come out spontaneously as a result of frustration. It is used to express ones displeasure at their own failure.

Dick me in the fuck hole, Bloons! I hate this fucking game!

by kypbaker November 11, 2009

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

i want to be fucked by him/fuck her

1.Want to have sex with him or her
2.Want to have sexual relations with one another

I really want to be fucked by him(girl;wet)
I really want to fuck her(boy;hard)
I want to be fucked by him/fuck her:read desc.

by Meme Catcher November 25, 2017

what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

by lilzor May 10, 2017