FFF You Money

Popularized on the Howard Stern Radio show, it is having a level of income where all your basic needs are met, & you still have plenty of money to buy pretty much whatever you want. FFF You Money also means you don't have to work anywhere you do not want to. In the extremist examples, you do not have to work at all.

My back is aching. If I had FFF You Money, I would have a masseuse here every day massaging my back!!!

by Hallow Weener January 31, 2023

Are you acoustic

Wow I love tiktok coming up with these horrible ass phrases. I don’t know how to FUCK IT STARTED but, it’s hella retarded. How ever it’s started, it is a mispronunciation of the phrase “ARE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC?”. It’s just that fucking brainrot TikTok thinks it’s hilarious, now it’s fuçking everywhere. The phrase is found useally on the Lil_orcam TikTok account because of the weird ass cat

Yo look I got a new cat

You got a new car? Is it acoustic?

What the fuck?

Is the car acoustic?

Buddy, are you acoustic?

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018