National Suck Dick Day

On May 7th national suck suck day begins. Girls make sure to suck some dick anyones fr.

"Did you know today was National Suck Dick Day

by Ettttettt May 6, 2022

hippo dick

A huge black dick that is over 10 inches long

Damn dat guy got a hippo dick

by Dattboi December 27, 2017

sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024

Super Saiyan Dick 2

Super Saiyan Dick: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.

A:

"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"

B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."

C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."

by jhyfrvi7t April 11, 2022

Big dick randy

A big black sweaty nigga who steals little kids booty

Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it

by Nigga balls he December 20, 2023

Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

Dick-Head

Teenage boy who’s mutant Dick has grown to an enormous size from birth and is amputated to the head. Also has the hair of what you would find on a grown mans Dick.

Maaannn, look at that big Dick-Head

by Ya Dad lesbian lol November 12, 2018