by Norma’s Mom December 20, 2020

see above
(to the tune of some enchanted evening)
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.
Some Enchanted Shit-lett,
Caught up in your ass-hair (can also look up),
Don't know how it got there,
But it'll come out someday.
by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2003

by Wocafender March 14, 2024

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.
Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).
Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).
Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright
by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022

Someone who absolutely cannot do anything right. They're very slow at accumulating things (especially simple things).
by Freshlikeda March 22, 2021

Had someone say to me when I was changing their music on YouTube, complain that I couldn't get the spelling right on music on YouTube, the whole time using a TV remote yo spell it out.... My reaction was "don't shit on the help"
by Shedhappens April 2, 2024

by Rodger9653 November 15, 2012
