Find your Hayley

Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.

Forget about Tinder. Just live your life and you will find your Hayley.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

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Eat Your Friends Day

April 28th is a day celebrated in the voraphilia / vore fanbase as "Eat Your Friends Day." On April 28th, you will, as the name suggests, eat your friends

Shadowtalon: Hey guys, did you hear it's national Eat Your Friends Day?

Sprinkledust: I did! I'm gonna eat all my friends :3

Todd: Whoa

by TheSnekDen April 28, 2025

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protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

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Want your dick

When someone says wyd they either mean what’re you doing or I want your dick

I (wyd) want your dick daddy

What’re you doing baby

by Semihastings April 8, 2022

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December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

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