Sigma year

A year where an individual successfully complets:

Just jerkn't january

Fuck fapping february
Meat mastery march
Abstinence april
Must make it may!
Just jesus june
Jacked july
Almost there august

Save semen september

Only sex october
No nut november

Don't do it december

thus becoming a literal god of self control.

Mike:"Hey, the word on the street it that you finished Sigma year. Is it true?"
James:"Yeah"
Mike:"Dude, you are a legend!"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night

12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

fiskal year

Da annual financial record of da company dat makes da ubiquitous orange-handled scissors.

As breakable as those chintzy plastic-handled scissors are, I'm amazed dat their manufacturer can even get through a single fiskal year!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

Leap Year

A period of 366 days (The extra day being added to February), that comes every 4 regular years.

"This year is a leap year"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022