Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024

Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynaic, optimal, performace facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

Right wing progressivism

A branch of the right that values the need to create new culture rather than relying soley on tradition or trying to conserve a ideal past period.

Embracing the future with right wing morality and economic policy, Rather than a Conservative or regressive approach.

A new camp but not narrow; From Ancap/libertarian hybrids in this category to authoritarian corporatists.

Right wing progressivism..

by Ophiussa April 22, 2024

Devil wings

When your partner (who identity’s as someone with a penis) hangs themself from a ceiling fan and Flaps their arms at the same time as the other partner tries to give fellatio to the person hung on the fan.

Man it was crazy last night almost passed out whist I was doing Devil Wings with the Misso

by Sean van de velde December 23, 2022

Wing nutted

When someone keeps telling you stories about their son/daughters accomplishments or exploits

Did you hear Dave in work yesterday. Going on to everyone about his sons cricket team. We all got wing nutted.

by Hewhomustnotbenamed69 January 15, 2021

Two-Daddy Wing-Ton

A half Buffalo, half chicken hybrid. Cooked, and made into a Buffalo chicken wing, it also weighs a ton and has two fathers because of the buffalo and chicken in the wing.

Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!

by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011

Brown wings

The act of having anal sex with a woman

The name speaks for itself if you really think about it

I earned my Brown wings last night with Betty

by Esketit 101 February 25, 2018