Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

River Willy

Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.

Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.

by JingleJangle The Overlord July 31, 2018

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

Willy Wonka

Another word for Purple drank.

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."

Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...

by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019

Stinky willy

If you want to perform the sexual act stinky Willy, all you need to do is to find a friend to gangbang a sick whore with. make your friend lick your balls, then stick them into her waxy ear and your friend fucks the sick whore in the ass with his balls.

Hello bud, do you want to gangbang this sick bitch?
Hell yeah faggot let's do the stinky willy!
OOOOH yeah my brother.

by hunthah8er69 January 30, 2019

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019