Sick Wagon 

Free taxi cab service to the hospital via an ambulance, paid for by medicaid.

Scruse me, I need da sick wagon to come pick up mah baby daddy, he aint breefing right, shooooz!

Sick Wagon by Lurdle November 3, 2011

penile wagon 

Based on the Inbetweeners 'the minge mobile' that they do 'pussy patrol' in, meaning looking for girls but this is the version for girls to use when they are on 'penile patrol' looking for boys! The car they use is known as the 'penile wagon' rather than the 'minge mobile.'

'Come on babe, hop on the penile wagon.'
'Okay, are you on penile patrol?'
'Yeah babe;)'

penile wagon by moo girl May 25, 2012

birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth

"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

birth wagon by chickens unicorns spider-man March 4, 2017

conestoga wagon 

When you're taking the Oregon Trail and you pull a blanket or some other form of cover over your partner's face.

Dude I gave Annie an awesome Conestoga Wagon last night.

conestoga wagon by WagonRider November 18, 2017

Minimum wage glaze 

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

Minimum wage glaze by Read and Write January 27, 2020

G wagon 

G wagons are an absolute g of a person, they're the type of person to give you some of their Oreo's.

Thanks mate you're a G wagon!

G wagon by cummaster2000 May 10, 2021

Wagstyl 

Polish for a particularly tricky to remove dingleberry, which also smells worse than a cracked sewage pipe.

Oh shit, my anal beard's full of pesky Wagstyls.

Sorry my hand stinks, I've been removing a particularly large cluster of Wagstyls from my hairy batty crease.

Wagstyl by Professor Frank Von Chuffersly September 24, 2011