by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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by Further in me April 3, 2021
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by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019
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Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle”
Boy 1 “Me too!”
by YouLoveIce June 19, 2022
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by Gtopql November 23, 2019
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My great-great-great-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the great-great-great-uncle mug.a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
by Jac0b3y November 5, 2021
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