Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.
Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!
by The Armorer June 19, 2010
Get the Turd Blanketmug. by Lackadams May 2, 2018
Get the swizzle turdmug. A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Get the Epic Turdmug. Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018
Get the Turd muffinmug. VERB:
To click "Don't publish" on a few definitions for no reason other than some random "editor" just voted "Don't publish" on the excremental definition that the "editor" just attempted to get published. The only redeming point of the practice is most definitions tend to be nonsense sentence fragments from someone with either a 3rd grade education or little to no comprehension of the English language.
Not to be confused with an EDITOR who are usually well spoken individuals whose job is correcting, condensing, and making suggestions on how to improve other peoples written material.
To click "Don't publish" on a few definitions for no reason other than some random "editor" just voted "Don't publish" on the excremental definition that the "editor" just attempted to get published. The only redeming point of the practice is most definitions tend to be nonsense sentence fragments from someone with either a 3rd grade education or little to no comprehension of the English language.
Not to be confused with an EDITOR who are usually well spoken individuals whose job is correcting, condensing, and making suggestions on how to improve other peoples written material.
"Damn, my definition didn't get published. I'm gonna edi-turd every one i can from the reject link."
by i'm no body January 28, 2013
Get the edi-turdmug. "meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the turd on a rollmug. by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017
Get the Turd butteringmug.