Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.
Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.
by Shastyboy22 November 09, 2017
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turd wheel

When a person is using a public washroom and the occupants in the stalls next to them are having a conversation that they are not included in. The person excluded from the conversation is the turd wheel.
Three people are using a public washroom. Two of these people are friends and the other is a random person. The two friends have a conversation while taking a team poo. The other person is excluded from the conversation, becoming the turd wheel, and left to poop by their lonesome.
by KraftDeaner November 16, 2016
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edi-turd

VERB:
To click "Don't publish"  on a few definitions for no reason other than some random "editor" just voted "Don't publish" on the excremental definition that the "editor" just attempted to get published. The only redeming point of the practice is most definitions tend to be nonsense sentence fragments from someone with either a 3rd grade education or little to no comprehension of the English language.

Not to be confused with an EDITOR who are usually well spoken individuals whose job is correcting, condensing, and making suggestions on how to improve other peoples written material.
"Damn, my definition didn't get published. I'm gonna edi-turd every one i can from the reject link."
by i'm no body January 28, 2013
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Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary
by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017
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Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
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turd swapper

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.
You're a real turd swapper, Dave.
by John Skinner June 13, 2007
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swizzle turd

Look! That dog just took a huge swizzle turd
by Lackadams January 11, 2018
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