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Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
Damn ally is such a captain
by Organic avocado October 1, 2018
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Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016
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The Captain

The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.
"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself

"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
by StonerGod420 June 10, 2022
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Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys
by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
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Captain Robby

As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.

History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"

Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."

Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"
by funckyfrush January 17, 2008
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
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