When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
Get the Schlong shitting mug.A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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by Baroliche December 15, 2008
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Get the shitting cum mug.A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired December 1, 2010
Get the Shit Sherpa mug.Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
Get the Shit Shingles mug.The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.
by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011
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