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Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
by Schlongass April 29, 2021
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Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.
"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"
by ninjapisser January 29, 2009
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Shit Flocking

The observed migratory patterns of high rise office building workers that travel from floor to floor with a purpose of defecating in a bathroom that is not on their floor of origin.
I can't take a dump because two gentlemen from the 21st floor are shit flocking on the 4th floor.
by Baroliche December 15, 2008
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shitting cum

Pooping out semen after being butt-fucked.
Anna was totally shitting cum last night after the three-way.
by Anna<3'scock123 January 28, 2016
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Shit Sherpa

A personal sherpa specifically hired to pack your shit out of an environmentally sensitive area.

If you are planning to hike the West Coast Trail on Vancouver Island, Canada the rules are you need to pack out your shit. Not just your garbage, your shit.
My wife and I were planning to hike the West Coast trail to celebrate her 40th birthday, but then she found out that you are required to haul out your feces because it is an environmentally sensitive area.

No problem I said, we can just hire you a shit sherpa to carry it for you.
by gskwaired December 1, 2010
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Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021
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shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.
by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011
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