Karen

A 35 year old woman that happens to be my Mom, divorced my Dad, Drives a minivan, and talks to every manager she can.(This is a joke, my Mom is not named Karen and she is not nuts)

Karen: "Hey son, I know I divorced your Dad and made you miserable for as long as I can remember, but do you want to go talk to the manager with me, then get in my minivan and go to soccer?"
Son: "Screw you im outta here" walks to friends house
Karen: randomly shows up "I'll sue you son for emotional abuse" smiles wickedly
Son: flees Americ

by AlaskanPilot39 October 30, 2020

karen

the most annoying type of humankind.

never talk to a karen

"May I speak to the manager????????????????"
"Uh... no, because he's sick"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO HIM ASAP."
"MA'AM-"
"Hey Karen, rocking that short blonde haircut?"
"I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE-"

"I am the manager."

by thepurplegirl(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ February 18, 2021

Karen

my mom that doesn’t complain. don’t know if y’all can relate.

my moms name is karen and she’s like 46.

by harrystyleshangnail November 23, 2021

karen

a super annoying female who will always find a way to annoy you, even on your worst days. But at the end of the day your stuck and cant do nothing abt it because she is a witch and she will haunt you no matter what.

Are you and Karen in a healthy relationship?

by heroinfather666 June 9, 2022

Ambient Karen

engages in ambient huddle and descant

this ambient karen is really engaged in a big descant here!

by ambientman3453564 September 8, 2021

Karen

A white lady who gets fired up about stuff like not getting ketchup in their order

Dang, that Karen wants to talk to the manager

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Karen

a very dangerous creature that has a tendency to take children. when this happens you should grab you calculator and call 911 as soon as possible or call the karen control centre and we will deal with problem at 7806183969

karen took the kids :{

by prokinggary September 22, 2020