As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.
by Redart098 August 31, 2022
Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
A feeling of nausea, fatigue, and general awfulness experienced after attempting a difficult math problem.
"Man, that algebra homework last night was SO HARD!"
"Yeah bro, it gave me a Math Hangover. I've had 5 cups of coffee this morning and I woke up with a calculator taped to my forehead."
"Yeah bro, it gave me a Math Hangover. I've had 5 cups of coffee this morning and I woke up with a calculator taped to my forehead."
by TheMedicareMathlete July 21, 2016
by Jackbox212 January 24, 2024
Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
by Fellaisonpoint February 13, 2024
Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"
"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"
"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"
"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024