Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

darkness angel

its a woman thas is atracting all the male on her and she pass his friend befor his famely she a godness in bed she have to be a demon but its ther same anyway and she hate the most his son Boyka she have a mate Red Fang who she ignord him anyway she got many friend and have difficulty to leanr

boyka:hi mom
darkness angel:hi psycho

boyka:realy mom you dont care of me you just taking car of your fuking friend
later at home
boyka:i hate you mom you always skip me
darkness angel:no i was waiting you for a diner
boyka:i come but you skip me
darkness angel:no you its you your always gone anytime
boyka:ITS BECAUS YOUR NOT UNDERSTAND

by jay le fuké July 19, 2019

dark web

According to the media, "dark web" is just a bunch of websites that they don't like.

The FBI cut off all the DNS domains that the dark web was using.

by NebyTheyIsDoesThey April 5, 2023

Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024

His Dark Materials

Isn't really a word, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows out there, in fact.

"Hey, what TV show are you watching?"
"It's called 'His Dark Materials', you should watch it."
"I will!"

by ilovehisdarkmaterials June 20, 2022

dark hideous

vader under his mask 💀

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up

by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019