Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015
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Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.
- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"
by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022
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cock love

Another word for lust. This is only applied to when the guy's penis is talking and saying that he loves the girl/guy into getting that person into bed.
"Babe I love you! I know we just met but you are a sexy little number"

" Ahh that's just cock love"
by wicklawesome February 23, 2010
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wog cock

A cock that's not white.
"Hey mate what are you upto?"
" Yea mate giving my massive wog cock a stroke of its life".
by Alfystew December 06, 2013
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Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.
Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
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cock memory

A rare condition effecting those people unfortunate enough to have required a penis transplant. Upon receiving the donated organ the recipient experiences (or inherits) recollections of past encounters involving said member. These can be vivid memories in which the recipient can recall the exact feelings and state of arousal felt by the previous owner. These can be particularly disturbing depending on the sexual predilection of the previous owner.
I had terrible cock memory last night, I’m thinking of having it removed!
by Muttonhernia May 04, 2018
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Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
by CockCousteau August 30, 2011
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