gnome cheese

Okay, this takes some explaining.
1. First of all, take the world 'homeboy' then old-peopleize it, and a middle-aged hippy would change it slowly into home-cheese. So. Instead of saying 'home-cheese' we can now say 'gnome cheese'.
2. Cheese made by a gnome.

Will- "WuzzAAAAp Gnome Cheese???"
Mrs. B- "William I AM YOUR TEACHER, FOR GOD'S SAKE"
Will- "I know, I was talkin' to Nick. He's my gnome cheese."
Nick- (Cracking up, falls out of chair with laughter)

Will's mom- "I got some great new Goat Cheese at the store."
Will- "You know what's eighty times better for you than Goat cheese??? Gnome cheese."
Will's mom- "What???"
Will="Gnome cheese. Cheese, made by a gnome. It's packed with dairy and the balls are usually rolled in nuts. Gnome cheese is packed with antioxidants."

by JRFan August 1, 2007

Cheese on toast

It is what the it sounds like it is but it's either the poor man's meal or if u can't cook diddly shit than u cook cheese on toast

"Daaaaaad what's for tea ? " " the usual dear cheese on toast

by Minecraftkid72 November 24, 2017

Cheese Grill

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

by FeralUser1690 June 30, 2009

cheese away

single use clean wipes specifically for the removal of dick cheese

babys have baby wipes and now the man on the go has "cheese away" - the easy to use cleansing wipe sensitive enough to use on your red horned monster that needs a wipe before she'll go down on you

eg. Use cheese away and she's away!!!

by inimical06 February 19, 2010

classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy

"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.

by Paul January 2, 2004

sting cheese

What a woman gets when she's ragging and doesn't change her tampon as often as she should. Closely related to Formunda Cheese.

Damn baby! I didn't know Tampax made Parmesan scented supers!

by Sweet thang November 6, 2003

Knuckle Cheese

The cheese that gathers on your knuckles when you're eating anything cheesy.

"Damn, I can't go to the prom with all this knuckle cheese on me. Guess I'll have to lick it off. Waste not, want not says the lord."

by Viktor "Zero" Attica January 31, 2009