Skinning the Chicken

Sheathing up the penis. Putting on a condom.

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Woozy Chicken

A chicken that farts on your head
When someone farts on your head

My 5 year old son made this up!

Andrew did it again, he woozy chickened his nino Jonathan!

by Skirball Sh*t Stop November 28, 2015

chicken clambo

another funny word meaning to masterbate

son did you chicken clambo allo ver the walls?

by krokrokrakro69 February 24, 2009

shit chicken

Another name for a sea gull.

"Don't let that shit chicken poop on your head!"

by Georgia18 July 17, 2009

The Rotisserie Chicken

A sex position in which the woman must get on top (or not, get creative) and rotate herself on the axis of the penis, while making microwave noises.

Rotations per Minute - up to you.

D: Yo, Jessie did The Rotisserie Chicken last night

M:whoa how many RPM?

D:like 20, dude.

M: Whoa, man..

by Sasha prok May 11, 2021

Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.

Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.

by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009

poof chicken

a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. Usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.

Soapo; AAAAA WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY PEICE OF PAOPWR UNDER THE DOOR??
Jooz; ITS MOVINT!!!
Hoona; I THINK ITS A POOF CHICKEN!!
Poof Chicken; *POOFS*
Ooma; It IS A POOF CHICKEN I WANT TO KEEP IT AS A PET SO IT CAN EAT MY OTHER CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by handles R sssssssnice April 25, 2017