by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
'Mate, we can do anything'
by Renato1 July 30, 2015

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 February 20, 2011

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)
by rallly ali January 26, 2011

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016

by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017
