wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.

1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!

by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 06, 2005

wank xerox

wanking maestro,never ending tosser..

"little timothy cant stop wanking now,the little blighter is at it from dusk till dawn every day"

by dave May 20, 2003

pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro September 09, 2008

Suicide wank chop

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.

'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'

by Renato1 July 11, 2015

The Flying Yank Wank

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder

Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one

by Langersss April 09, 2020

stone age wank

when you dont have anything to masturbate to so you must think about it

the internet is down so i'll have to stone age wank

by R1E2U3 May 20, 2017

Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)

If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.

by rallly ali January 26, 2011