Straight-A student 

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.

fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.

Straight-A student by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

Straight Line Simulator 

Mario Kart World.

Why play on actual racetracks when you can play a straight line simulator between those racetracks?

Straight Line Simulator by JPLangley September 16, 2025

Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

Straight with extra steps by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

Straight Up Theory by El Choso November 8, 2025

straight house

no parents are home in the house.

Yo, Jimmys got the straight house. lets drink tonight boys.

straight house by seggyback123 November 20, 2025

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

Straight Anakin by Reddycolt December 28, 2025

Straight Lines

The non famous saying that Arnie dosnt say in the 1980’s classic The Terminator

Hey Dave, is that the one where Arnie says “straight lines” in an Austrian accent.

Straight Lines by Mystikal 234 January 28, 2026