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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.
I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.
by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025
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Spider

Spider it’s not a name that just anyone gets it’s a name to work for it’s a name that stands out because no one have that name it means Beautiful and love. It means your special that there is no one like you a spider is a beautiful creature just like you and to the person who picked that Nickname out for you they are a very special person in your heart so never let them go because if someone makes you a nickname to stick that means they are a partner to stick
Hi spider , do your head hurt?
by Ghosty101 July 25, 2025
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Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Slideshow

when hoes or sluts meet up secretly to fuck, non-profit, behind mutual friends backs.
I heard that you got slid backstage at a slideshow a couple days ago from your dad's second cousin, Luigi.
by LowKeyHoodStar October 12, 2025
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Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)
I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.
by Bubba C. October 14, 2025
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Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.
I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience
by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025
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