This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. by Connor W. January 14, 2008
Get the Did you do the shoe?mug. someone that always has a hardcore playlist but isn't really about that life or action and the only reason he was acting hard was because he was trying to buy diapers for some freak on the internet.
by Substancecontrol January 2, 2024
Get the ecko shoe thugsmug. by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021
Get the Gaff shoesmug. by Young add August 17, 2019
Get the Shoesmug. When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019
Get the Milk Shoemug. Nihao spilled ink on her lil sister’s shoes while writing note on lantern - Spilled ink on the shoes
by Gangsta_fbd March 14, 2025
Get the Spilled ink on the shoesmug.