Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.

Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss

by dumpstermonkey October 10, 2008

Toss salad Please

A phrase used to when a toss salad is given with ranch dressing or syrup

When Timmy said "Toss salad please" Bobby got out the ranch dressing and went to work

by Tinna October 23, 2005

Brain Salad Surgery

The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion

I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.

by joshweide October 21, 2015

Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

Salad Tossed

getting a handjob from someone

have u ever had your salad tossed

by Jaden Black May 9, 2017

Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

by d43m0n-Raw August 15, 2010