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Poseidon Powder

the secret formula to the krabby patty in Sponge Bob which is cocaine.
The secret formula in the Krabby Patty is Poseidon Powder
by dgfdgdgsdgttttttt December 21, 2021
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Poseidons Handjob

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis
"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"
by WujekBartek December 26, 2021
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poseur

Someone that gets on social media to post about "living" by showing off a picture of themself climbing a hill or doing something else that makes them look "active", then rants about other people that use social media to talk about life, even though they're on social media themselves.
If living is what that poseur is doing, I don't want any part of it. I like my life the way it is, and if the poseur has anything to say directly to anybody that he/she has deemed more passive than him/her, why doesn't he/she?
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip, this is her scuba diving trip, this is her college graduation,she just showed everybody the highlight reels frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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Poseur

Someone that has a screen name on a website they use to tell people in a town they had relatives from an area of that town, though their relatives are from a different part of the country to try and gain the trust of the residents of the town, all to try and walk all over them all by calling them NIMBY's when they oppose, disagree, or resist the poseur.
The poseur was an instigator, a self-described liar with a big ass mouth, the kind of person to lock down their town with lies, so why would anyone trust someone like that? If the poseur said that she wouldn't have a building demolished there (even though the poseur wasn't even from there originally) why would anyone believe the poseur? Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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poser

Typically and Ass Man.
Often times a Tess.
Damn that poser drinking beer at work.
by dickbutt_6969 January 19, 2022
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