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Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Fossil phonemug.

Porn Phone

Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
by Jake from stat3farm February 22, 2017
mugGet the Porn Phonemug.

wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.
Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.
by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016
mugGet the wifi phonemug.

Smacking Phones

Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.
Wake up bitch, I got Smacking Phones” - Certified Trapper
by crackhead bible man September 20, 2023
mugGet the Smacking Phonesmug.

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021
mugGet the Phone Comamug.

Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.
Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”
by ItsYaGirlLukes July 8, 2021
mugGet the Smiling at their phonemug.

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
mugGet the i don't have a phonemug.

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