penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019

Penis inches

A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.

I think I can fit in that parking spot.

Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?

by rickbrunernyc August 6, 2009

penis-looker

1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals

Paul's such a penis-looker; he's always trying to sneak a look at my dick!

by Mutari October 29, 2007

Penis Butt Rub

Commonly abbreviated PBR, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed penis against a woman's buttocks as you are making the impression that you are "squeezing through" to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your penis rub up against an ass. If the victim of PBR catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarrassment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your ass-dwelling fantasies.

"Wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. Alas, a good Penis Butt Rub will suffice."

Person 1: "Hey man, you going to Chester's party on saturday?"

Person 2: "Will there be...PBR? If so, you can count me in!!"

Person 1: "Uhhh dude i dont know... besides that beer is for hipsters."

Person 2: "No not Pabst Blue Ribbon..Penis Butt Rub"

by seanbonham234 August 3, 2010

Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys.
A group of males doing wierd things to each other.

The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.

Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.

by Juan A October 14, 2008

Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009