murder ones

Murder ones are reading glasses with thick black horn rim frames and rape over the bridge (optional) The important thing is that they are not sunglasses or shades. This us from convicts who originated the term based on those fighting a first degree murder conviction, who were regularly reading law books to appeal their cases, wearing government-issue glasses.

Joe looks like a psycho in those murder ones.

by MzBazooka August 31, 2017

one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

gone one

n. the state of being declared permanently mental deficient (see 5150) due to the chronic void of rationalization. Frequently due to repeated states of being "on one".

When you're "gone one", you become frequently susceptible to the repeated monitoring of the "tweaker blinds".

Also: ... if you stare long enough, you'll see it too.

by Ahhh shiiiit December 3, 2004

The Risen One

Resurrected one

The risen one will save us from the evil one.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

One Piecing

the act of enduring a show that your friend recommended to you until it "gets good"

Friend 1: Yo go watch Monster it's a great anime!
Friend 2: I watched 15 episodes of that and got bored
Friend 1: Bro please it gets way better after episode 47 during the cum drinker arc
Friend 2: Nah I am NOT one piecing that shit

by sex_enjoyer April 9, 2023

sublevel one

A bunch of 80's rockers hang out in Marks Basement have'n A session, try'n to get the band back together mannn

Yo wanna go check out sublevel one after work dude

by Hardass July 29, 2003