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When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
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Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
by zombie mike March 30, 2009
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Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.
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